Ye scallywags be causin' a ruckus at Columbia while the bigwigs in Congress make the captain walk the plank!
2024-04-17
Arrr mateys! Dozens of scurvy anti-Israel scallywags be takin' over Columbia University's campus, demandin' to divest from companies linked to Israel. Ye best be lookin' out for these landlubbers! They be causin' more trouble than a shipful of hornswagglers!
Avast ye scallywags! Anti-Israel troublemakers be takin' over Columbia University's south lawn while the university president be chattin' with Congress. These landlubbers be demandin' the university cut ties with companies linked to Israel. The university be warnin' them about pitchin' tents on the lawn, as it be a safety hazard and against the rules.These scallywags set up camp as the campus be locked down for Shafik's testimony, causin' a ruckus. The protesters be claimin' to carry on a long tradition of student rebellions at Columbia. Shafik and her crew be called to testify 'bout combatin' campus antisemitism, which be on the rise.Columbia be walkin' the plank, havin' banned two student groups for harassin' others. Shafik be walkin' the tightrope between free speech and student safety, as tensions be runnin' high. Congress be settin' its sights on other top schools facin' similar issues, with some leaders already walkin' the plank.Students be raisin' the Jolly Roger 'bout antisemitism at universities, includin' tales of vile acts at Harvard, Columbia, and UC Berkeley. The seas be stormy, with no end in sight for this battle.