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Arrr mateys, the Ukraine battle be done for, but those scallywags in Hollywood and DC be clueless!

2024-04-17

Arrr, me hearties! The Ukraine war be as doomed as a scurvy dog in a shark-infested sea! But those landlubbing Hollywood scallywags and DC bilge rats be too busy countin' their doubloons to notice or give a care! Aye, the winds be blowin' against us, me mateys!

Arr matey, on April 10, the stars in Hollywood and the fancy politicians in D.C. be demandin' Congress to give $60 billion in new aid to Ukraine. But ye know what? They be wrong, mateys. The war be lost, like 90% of Europe believes. A poll in the Times of London asked folks if Ukraine can win against Russia, and only 10% said aye.So, what be the problem that these Hollywood stars and fancy politicians don't see? Three things, matey. First off, Ukraine be lackin' in soldiers. They've lost many brave souls in battle, and there be far more Russians on the battlefield than Ukrainians.Secondly, the West's war machine can't match up to Russia's might. Ukraine can't produce what they need, and Russia be churnin' out weapons faster than a sailor on shore leave.Lastly, bad leadership be plaguin' Ukraine. Zelenskyy be dealin' with corruption and criticism for his leadership. The people be losin' faith in him, with many willin' to negotiate a peace with the Russians.The world be needin' peace, not another $60 billion in aid that won't save Ukraine. 90% of Europeans see the truth, even if Hollywood and D.C. be blind to it. Arr!

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