Arrr, the Senate be lettin' Mayorkas off scot-free without a proper trial! Scallywags be runnin' loose!
2024-04-17
Arrr, those scurvy Democrats be tossin' aside the articles of impeachment like a useless piece of driftwood! They be cryin' foul, callin' them unconstitutional, but I say they be just tryin' to protect their matey in charge of homeland security! Aye, the sea be full of treachery indeed!
Arrr mateys, them scallywags be tryin' to bring down the homeland security secretary with their fancy articles of impeachment! The Democrats be claimin' she be refusin' to enforce immigration laws and breachin' public trust, but they be shoutin' that it be unconstitutional!But let me tell ye, this be nothin' but a bunch of bilge! The Democrats be tryin' to make a fuss over nothin', thinkin' they be the rulers of the seven seas. But we be knowin' better, don't we me hearties?
So let's raise the Jolly Roger and stand by our homeland security secretary! She be fightin' the good fight against them scallywags who be tryin' to bring her down. We won't be lettin' them win, no sir!
So next time ye hear them Democrats talkin' their nonsense, just remember the words of a wise old pirate: "Aye, mateys, don't be believin' everything ye hear. Trust in our homeland security secretary, for she be protectin' us against all them who be tryin' to do us harm."