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Arr mateys, the Kennedy scallywags be throwin' their support behind Biden to give young R.F.K. Jr. a taste of defeat!

2024-04-18

Arrr! Aye, 'tis a right scandal! The scurvy dogs in the family be turnin' their backs on their own kin to side with the president. 'Tis like a mutiny in the ranks! Mayhaps the Democrats be feelin' a bit queasy at the sight of this treacherous act.

Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe the news I be hearin'! Aye, more than a dozen scallywags from that fancy political family be throwin' their support behind the president in Philadelphia. But wait, there be a twist in this tale! One of their own be goin' rogue, makin' a run as an independent! Blimey!
Ye can just imagine the rumblings goin' on in the political world as this treachery unfolds. Will this traitor be stealin' votes from the Democrats? Will the president be gettin' the upper hand with the support of these highborn pirates? It be a real swashbucklin' affair, me hearties!
But fear not, me fellow pirates, for the winds of change be blowin' strong in the political sphere. Who knows what twists and turns be awaitin' us as we sail on the turbulent seas of democracy. So grab yer grog and hold fast to the mast, for the adventure be just beginnin'!

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