Avast ye scurvy dogs! Kanye West be accused of layin' hands on a fair maiden! Shiver me timbers!
2024-04-18
Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that Kanye West be accused o' throwin' fists in defense o' his fair maiden Bianca Censori. The scallywag who dared lay a hand on her be gettin' what he deserved from this swashbucklin' rapper. Arrr!
Arrr mateys, tis been said that Kanye West be in some hot water with the law after he allegedly gave a good knock to a scurvy dog who dared to lay a hand on his fair lady Bianca Censori. According to the scallywags at TMZ, Bianca was indeed assaulted by the miscreant, who didn't just bump into her, but had the audacity to lay his hands on her person and blow kisses her way. Sounds like a proper scoundrel to me!The law dogs be sniffing around for Kanye and his lady, but it seems they be sailing off into the night before the situation could get any more heated. No word yet on whether the man who got the ol' one-two from Kanye be seeking medical attention, but the law be wanting to have a chat with Kanye and any other witnesses who be on deck that fateful night.Keep a weather eye on the horizon for more updates on this tale, me hearties!