Arr matey! The Trump juror, who be known for rippin' down right-leaning ads, be walkin' the plank from the trial!
2024-04-18
Arrr mateys! Another scallywag be walkin' the plank from Trump's trial jury! Turns out the bloke be no friend o' the right-leaning ads, tearin' 'em down like a pirate plunderin' a ship. Aye, justice be a rough sea indeed!
Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a tale of treachery and torn posters in the courtroom of former President Trump's criminal trial. A scurvy dog of a juror, known as Juror #4, was discovered to have a shady past of tearing down political advertisements from the right-leaning persuasion. The judge, known as Judge Juan Merchan, had no choice but to walk the plank and excuse this miscreant from the jury.The prosecutor, Joshua Steinglass, spilled the beans that the posters torn asunder were indeed from the political right. To make matters worse, it was discovered that the juror's own wife had a run-in with the law involving corruption inquiries. This scallywag should have known better than to hide such nefarious deeds on the questionnaire.Shortly after Juror #4 was sent to Davy Jones' locker, another juror, known as Juror #2, also walked the plank after admitting she couldn't be fair. The courtroom be in turmoil, and this tale be far from over. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for updates, me hearties!