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Arrr, Maulik Pancholy's powwow on bullyin' be scuppered by the skurvy school board for his scandalous ways.

2024-04-18

Ahoy mateys! Maulik Pancholy be set to gab about anti-bullying at a Pennsylvania school, but the scurvy school board scuppered the plan! They be wary of his do-gooder ways and salty lifestyle. Avast ye, what a bunch of landlubbers!

Arr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! Maulik Pancholy, a fine seafarer known for his anti-bullying crusade, was set to speak at a school in Pennsylvania. But alas, the school board, a bunch of landlubbers, decided to scuttle the plan! They be worried about his activist ways and his "lifestyle," whatever that be! Blimey!
But let me tell ye, this be no way to treat a mate like Pancholy! He be a good soul, trying to make the high seas a safer place for all. It be a shame that the school board be acting like a bunch of scurvy dogs, afraid of a little bit of change!
So let's raise the Jolly Roger and show them scallywags what we be made of! Let's stand by our mate Pancholy and let him spread his message of kindness and respect. Together, we be a mighty crew, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way!

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