Yonder scallywags be changin' their tune quicker than a squall! Methinks they be playin' a deceitful game, arrr!
2024-04-18
Avast ye mateys! The scallywags in Washington be changin' their tune on the impeachment of the Secretary of Homeland Security and the former President! They be cryin' foul, callin' it nothin' but a political show! Arrr, what a spectacle of political skullduggery!
In the lingo of a 17th-century pirate, those scallywags in Washington, D.C. who be pushin' fer the impeachment of former President Donald Trump suddenly changed their tune as they threw out articles of impeachment against Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas on Wednesday. Arrr!Both articles of impeachment against President Biden's Homeland Security secretary were deemed unconstitutional by the Senate in two party-line votes. The first article accused Mayorkas of willful refusal to follow the law regarding the southern border, while the second claimed he broke public trust.Majority Leader Chuck Schumer declared the first article unconstitutional, supported by most senators in a vote of 51-48. The second article was also deemed unconstitutional in a 51-49 party-line vote. After the vote, Schumer proclaimed, "Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements."The decision to reject the baseless attacks on Mayorkas proves there be no evidence or grounds for impeachment. The Senate Republicans be blocking Biden's border bill, arguin' it don't address the crisis at the southern border. The scallywags be playin' political games instead of passin' bipartisan reforms.While Schumer sang a different tune during Trump's impeachment, sayin' it be irresponsible for Republican senators to object, some Democrats like Murphy called the Mayorkas impeachment "bs." The Senate Republicans be lobbyin' for a full trial for Mayorkas, arguin' the people deserve to hear the evidence.