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At Columbia, mutineers be swabbin' the deck with jigs and feasting on the finest of pizza pies. Arrr!

2024-04-19

Arrr, mateys! Be the answer to quelling the rebellious crew to tighten the grip? Or shall it only stoke the flames of their dissent? Let us weigh the options with a sharp mind and a hearty laugh!

Arrr mateys, tis a question that be vexing many a landlubber these days. Will the powers that be crack down harder on the protests, or will they only be adding fuel to the fire? Methinks that these scallywags in charge don't be understandin' the true nature of a pirate's spirit.
Ye see, the more ye try to oppress a pirate, the more they be risin' up against ye. It be in our blood to fight against tyranny and injustice. So if ye think that harsher tactics be the answer, ye be sorely mistaken. The protests be growin' stronger with each blow ye try to land against 'em.
Instead of tryin' to crush the spirit of the people, perhaps it be time for these scurvy dogs in power to listen to what the protesters be sayin'. Maybe then, they can find a way to calm the seas and bring peace to the land.
But until then, the protests will continue to rage like a storm on the high seas. And no amount of force can tame the wild spirit of a pirate.

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