The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye olde paper plates be multiplying like the pox during Covid! The authorities be comin' for ye scallywags! Arrrgh!

2024-04-19

Arrr! The scallywags in charge be tightenin' the grip on us landlubbers, makin' it harder to sail the roads safely. Aye, there be a breakdown in automotive law and order, but these officials be takin' the fun out of the highway! A pox on their rules!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The officials be makin' moves to tighten up the laws and enforcement on the roads, claimin' there be a breakdown in automotive law and order. They be sayin' that the U.S. roads be gettin' less safe, and they be wantin' to put a stop to it.
They be talkin' 'bout changin' the laws and crackin' down on those scurvy dogs who be breakin' 'em. They be wantin' to make sure all the landlubbers follow the rules and keep our roads safe for all who sail on 'em.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, 'cause the officials be comin' for ya if ye be breakin' the laws of the road. They be lookin' to make sure that every swashbuckler follows the rules, or they be facin' the consequences.
So batten down the hatches and prepare to follow the laws of the road, lest ye be walkin' the plank or end up in Davy Jones' locker. The officials be watchin', and they be ready to make sure that order be restored on the highways and byways of the U.S. of A!

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