Avast ye! The Biden scallywags be changin' the rules for Title IX. Aye, 'tis a pirate's life for me!
2024-04-19
Arrr mateys! The scallywags in charge be passin' new rules to protect our L.G.B.T.Q. shipmates and scrappin' some of the old Trump policies. It be like findin' a chest of gold coins in the middle o' a stormy sea! Huzzah!
Ahoy mateys, gather round and listen to this tale of the newest regulations set forth by the landlubbers in charge. They be extendin' legal protections to our fellow shipmates who be claimin' the flag o' L.G.B.T.Q. Arrr, it be a fine thing indeed to see such progress in this here world.The Trump administration's policies be gettin' rolled back like a wave upon the shore. Those scallywags had set forth policies that did not be protectin' our diverse crew, but now the tide be turnin' in our favor.
Ye see, it be important for all sailors to be treated with respect and fairness, no matter their color, creed, or who they choose to share their grog with. The sea be a vast and wondrous place, and there be room for all aboard this ship.
So let us raise a toast to these new regulations, and may they bring smooth sailin' for all who call themselves part of the L.G.B.T.Q. crew. May we continue to sail the seas together, united as one mighty crew, bound by the bonds of respect and equality.