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Arrr! The scallywags in the House be givin' Ilhan Omar a proper tongue-lashin' for defendin' them protests at Columbia!

2024-04-19

Arrr! The scurvy House Republicans be makin' a fuss over Columbia University President Dr. Nemat Shafik's talkin'! They be callin' her a liar when she says she ain't seen no "anti-Jewish" protests, aye! They be actin' like a bunch of landlubbers, tryin' to stir up trouble!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the House Republicans be all riled up at the "Squad" member Rep. Ilhan Omar, ye know, from Minnesota, for her claim that none of the protests against Jews at Columbia University be actually "anti-Jewish," arrr! Aye, Fox News Digital spoke to two Republicans after the hearing, and they be questioning Columbia University President Dr. Minouche Shafik's initial testimony that there be no explicitly "anti-Jewish" demonstrations on campus. Omar be arguing that the protests be about war and anti-war, but Rep. Elise Stefanik be pressing Shafik on the chants of "F-- the Jews" and "Death to the Jews," makin' her admit they be "completely anti-Jewish," arrr!Captain Virginia Foxx be flabbergasted when she heard Shafik's first answer and said the whole hearing be about anti-Jewish incidents, arrr! Meanwhile, Rep. Brandon Williams be callin' out the leadership at Columbia for their clever phrases to deny the antisemitic nature of the protests, me hearties! The House Republicans be standin' with the Jewish students against antisemitism, offerin' them support and makin' sure their voices be heard, arrr!The students be describin' instances of discrimination and harassment on campus, includin' professors makin' derogatory remarks about Jews, physical attacks on Jewish students, and anti-Semitic clubs bein' recognized by the university, arrr! They be expressin' fear about reportin' incidents due to lack of faith in the university's response, but be hopin' that this hearing be a step in the right direction, arrr!

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