Arrr! 8 ways to make Tax Day less dreadful and more enjoyable for all ye scallywags!
2024-04-19
Avast ye scallywags! Tax Day be gone, but fear not, fer it be lurkin' round the corner. The FairTax be our treasure map to snatch power from the IRS and make April 15 a day of celebration, arrr! Ye savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! April 15 be passin' us by, but we be takin' a breather. But it needn't be this way, ye see. Thar be a FairTax Act that Congress has been considerin' fer 25 years now. It be a simple way to fund the government - just payin' a sales tax when ye buy new goods or services. No need for anyone to know what be payin' or when.What be the benefits, ye ask?Firstly, the economy would be a-boomin'. Trillions o' dollars hidden offshore would come back, boostin' capital spendin' by 70% in the first year alone. The GDP be growin' by 10%, savin' Social Security and Medicare. Plus, illegal immigrants and the underground economy would be pitchin' in.Manufacturin' would come back to the U.S., with 80% of international businesses plannin' to build their next plant here if taxes be eliminated on capital and labor.Every family legally residin' in the U.S. would be gettin' a monthly prebate to cover the tax costs up to the poverty line, untaxin' the poor and lowerin' prices significantly.Wealth would be taxed instead o' wages, businesses would make decisions based on what's best for their stakeholders, and the underground economy would be taxed.All in all, the FairTax be a well-studied system that would benefit all Americans, increasin' purchasin' power, takin' home pay, and grantin' anonymity. Let's be serious about helpin' the people, me hearties! The FairTax be the way to go!