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Yarr, at Columbia, the scallywags be protestin' still, swashbucklin' and enjoyin' pizza! A jolly good time indeed!

2024-04-19

Arrr mateys, be the harsher measures to quell rebellious scallywags? Or be they like pourin' oil on the fire, makin' 'em rage even more? Only time will tell, but methinks 'tis a bit like tryin' to tame a wild sea serpent with a toothpick! Arrr!


Ahoy there, me hearties! The question be asked - will tougher tactics quell the rebellious spirits of the landlubbers, or only stoke the fires of their defiance? 'Tis a conundrum indeed, for every blow struck in anger may just be another spark to ignite the powder keg of rebellion. Aye, the powers that be may think they be clever, but they better beware - for a pirate's fury be a force of nature, unstoppable and fierce. If they think they can quash the protestin' masses with a heavy hand, they may find themselves in Davy Jones' locker before they know it!
But let us not forget the power of unity amongst the crew - for when the oppressed stand together, no amount of tyranny can hold them down. So let the scallywags in charge beware, for the more they tighten their grip, the more slip through their fingers. 'Tis a dangerous game they be playin', and they may soon find themselves walkin' the plank if they're not careful. So let us raise our voices, me hearties, and show them that we will not be silenced! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum - the fight for freedom be never over! Arrr!

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