Ye scallywag scribe be callin' on Michelle Obama and Oprah to aid the fair maidens of Iran! Arrr!
2024-04-19
Arrr, me hearties! Masih Alinejad be fumin' at them fancy schmancy Americans for not helpin' out our swashbucklin' sisters in Iran! She be beggin' Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey to step up and lend a hand. Avast, me beauties, it be time to show ye mettle!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the journalist and anti-Iranian activist Masih Alinejad be fuming at progressive Americans for not standing with Iranian women, ye scallywags! She be callin' on high-powered liberals like Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey to take action and join her cause. Alinejad, who be hightailing it out of Iran, appeared on "Fox & Friends" to discuss anti-Israel protests on college campuses across the land after Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter got herself arrested at Columbia University. She be expressin' confusion, anger, and disbelief at those who support Hamas, a group she be equatin' with terrorism and violence.Coming from a place where women be threatened with death for not covering their hair and face sexual harassment and rape, Alinejad be outraged that some American women be ignorin' the plight of Iranian women like Dina Qalibaf, who was arrested after bein' harassed by the Morality Police in Tehran. She be callin' on her "progressive sisters in America" to wake up and stand with Iranian women against the oppressive Islamic Republic, instead of supportin' it.Alinejad be demandin' powerful liberal women like Michelle Obama and Oprah to step up and end the gender apartheid regime in Iran. She be ashamed of the lack of solidarity and be callin' for a united front to fight against the mistreatment of Iranian women. Arrr, it be a call to arms for justice and freedom!