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Ye olde pollster be fretting o'er RFK Jr.'s sway on the crucial voters. Arrr, 'tis a rum dilemma!

2024-04-19

Avast ye scallywags! A Democrat be squawkin' that the independent scallywag could be stealin' precious support from ol' Biden. Arrr, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail on, with mutineers lurkin' 'round every corner!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for there be news afoot that be shiverin' me timbers! A Democrat be soundin' the alarm, warnin' that an independent be lookin' to steal crucial support from ol' Biden. Aye, ye heard right, me mateys! This independent be like a sneaky sea serpent, lurkin' in the depths, ready to strike at the heart of Biden's crew.
But fear not, me fellow pirates, for we be a savvy bunch. We be keepin' a weather eye on this independent, makin' sure they don't be stealin' our treasure. We be standin' firm, united as one, ready to fend off any scurvy dog that dares to challenge our mate, Biden.
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and prepare for battle! We be showin' this independent what it means to mess with a crew as fierce and loyal as ours. We be standin' tall, fightin' for our mate Biden, and makin' sure that no one be takin' what rightfully belongs to him. Onward, me fellow pirates, onward to victory!

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