The Booty Report

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Arrr! R.F.K. Jr. be causin' quite the ruckus for ol' Biden in Michigan waters. Aye!

2024-04-19

Arrr, Mr. Kennedy be makin' waves by gettin' on the ballot in the battleground state! Thar be a race on to see who can paint 'im in the best light afore November rolls around. It be a fight for the ages, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Mr. Kennedy be makin' waves in the battleground state, landin' himself on the ballot like a true swashbuckler. His success be causin' a stir amongst the landlubbers, as both parties be scramblin' to figure out what to do with this new contender.
Ye see, Mr. Kennedy be holdin' the key to the race this November, like a treasure map leadin' to hidden booty. The Democrats and Republicans be tryin' to get a grasp on him like a slippery fish, tryin' to shape his image to their likin'. But Mr. Kennedy be like a wild sea creature, unpredictable and untamable.
So keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears open, me hearties, for Mr. Kennedy be bringin' a storm to the political seas. Will he be a friend or a foe to the other candidates? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain - this race be gettin' more interestin' by the day.

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