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Arrr, the Liberal scallywags be cryin' for a 'No' on Israel aid to give Biden a taste o' pressure in Gaza!

2024-04-19

Arrr mateys in the House be bickerin' 'bout aid to Israel like scallywags! They be hoistin' their flags against the $26 billion treasure, but methinks it be sailin' through like a ghost ship. Let's show that landlubber Biden we ain't to be trifled with! Aye aye!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Them landlubbers in the House be arguin' o'er this $26 billion bill for military aid to Israel. But them lily-livered progressives be raisin' a ruckus, sayin' it be too much gold goin' to them seadogs. They be wantin' to send a message to President Biden by votin' against it, even though it be likely to pass anyway.
But me hearties, this be a right tricky situation! Them progressives be wantin' to show their mettle, but they be goin' against the tide. The rest of the scurvy dogs in the House be likely to vote for the bill, no matter what them naysayers be squawkin' about.
So what be the outcome of this grand debate? Will them progressives be able to thwart the bill and make a stand against the powers that be? Or will they be walkin' the plank and watchin' as the bill sails through without a hitch? Only time will tell, me hearties, only time will tell.

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