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"Arrr, William F. Pepper, 86, be walkin' the plank fer claimin' the government did in Dr. King. Fare thee well, matey!"

2024-04-19

Arrrr, he be like a scallywag tryin' to defend a landlubber claimin' a vast conspiracy be behind his misfortunes. But alas, the jury be havin' none of it and the poor soul be walkin' the plank without a doubt.

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of treachery and dastardly deeds! There be a scallywag by the name of James Earl Ray, who sought to prove that the noble civil rights leader was wronged by a vast conspiracy! And who be the swashbuckling pirate who took up his cause? None other than the cunning lawyer, who fought tooth and nail for his client's cause!
But alas, despite his best efforts, the scallywag James Earl Ray was unable to prove his claims and the conspiracy remained a mystery. The lawyer may have lost this battle, but his bravery and determination will be remembered for years to come. So raise a mug of grog to the valiant efforts of this pirate lawyer, who dared to take on the powers that be in the name of justice!

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