Marjorie Taylor Greene be a fool, Ukraine war be lost, and more blather from Fox News Opinion. Aargh!
2024-04-19
Avast ye mateys! Take a gander at the words of Fox News Opinion and feast yer eyes on the moving pictures of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other scallywags. It be a treasure trove of entertainment fit for any pirate worth his salt! Arrr!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, let me regale ye with tales from the Fox News seas. First mate Hannity be sayin' he can't name any accomplishments from the president in the past four years. Arrr, what a scallywag! Captain Hewitt be askin' if it be now or never time for Israel. Avast, the winds of change be blowin' strong in the Middle East!I be hearin' from a mate who grew up in Soviet Russia, warnin' us not to let America turn into a Godless nation. By Blackbeard's beard, we must keep the faith alive!The crew at Fox News be claimin' that the Dems hate Trump so much, they be willin' to destroy the legal system. Shiver me timbers, that be a dangerous game they be playin'!Liz Peek be callin' Marjorie Taylor Greene an idiot tryin' to wreck the GOP. Aye, the waters be choppy in the world of politics!Raymond Arroyo be talkin' 'bout President Biden tryin' to connect himself to the Greek community. Ye can't fool us with yer fancy footwork, Biden!First mate Pompeo be sayin' America First means helpin' Ukraine, not goin' it alone. Aye, we be stronger together!The rumour be spreadin' that the Ukraine war be lost, but the folks in Hollywood and DC be clueless. Aye, the truth be a bitter pill to swallow!Biden be accused of not wantin' Israel to have missile defense. Stand down, ye scoundrel!And last but not least, check out the political cartoons for a good laugh and a glimpse into the political rumblings of the day. May the winds of Fox News carry ye safely to shore!