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Arrr, this scallywag be aimin' to turn the tide o' defeat in this cursed blue state. Aye, matey!

2024-04-20

Arrr! Methinks this Bashaw scallywag be talkin' big about breakin' a curse as old as Davy Jones' locker! The GOP in 2024 be aimin' to plunder the Senate seats in New Jersey, mark me words, or I'll make ye walk the plank!

Arrr, this scallywag be aimin' to turn the tide o' defeat in this cursed blue state. Aye, matey!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me mateys, it be a rare sight to see a Republican claim victory in the blue state of New Jersey. But fear not, for real estate scallywag Curtis Bashaw be settin' his sights on breakin' that cursed losing streak in the upcoming November elections.Aye, Bashaw be talkin' a big game, claimin' this be a once in a generation opportunity to show the rest of the country that New Jersey be more purple than a parrot's plumage. With the Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez sailin' away from the race, Bashaw sees a chance to navigate a three-way battle that could turn the tide in his favor.Arrr, this entrepreneur be no stranger to takin' risks, havin' built his business from the ground up and now settin' his sights on unshacklin' small businesses from the chains of overregulation. His rival, Christine Serrano Glassner, be no match for his formidable fundraising and county line advantage in the primary.With the wind in his sails and the support of the GOP's presidential nominee, Donald Trump, Bashaw be ready to plunder the unaffiliated voters and flip New Jersey's Senate seat from blue to red. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for this be a race worth watchin'!

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