The Booty Report

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Arrr! David H. Pryor, a swashbucklin' Arkansas Senator and Clinton mate, has set sail to Davy Jones' locker at 89 years old.

2024-04-20

Arrr mateys! In his 34 years as an elected official, Mr. Pryor was known to be as liberal as a parrot on a rum bender! Some scallywags even claimed he was more open-minded on racial matters than the very landlubbers who voted him in! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up to the tale of Mr. Pryor, a scallywag of an elected official who be known for his liberal ways, especially when it came to matters of race. Aye, 'twas said that he be even more liberal than the very folks who put him in office!
For 34 years, this old sea dog sailed the treacherous waters of politics, standing firm in his beliefs and never wavering in his support for equality among all men, no matter their color. Some may have thought him a bit daft for going against the tide, but Mr. Pryor be a man of conviction and courage.
His actions may have raised a few eyebrows among the more conservative buccaneers, but Mr. Pryor cared not for their opinions. He be a true pirate of principle, unafraid to stand up for what he believed in, even if it meant sailing against the wind.
So raise a tankard of grog to Mr. Pryor, a man who sailed his own course and never strayed from his moral compass. In a world full of sharks and scallywags, he be a shining beacon of honor and integrity. Fair winds and following seas, Mr. Pryor, wherever ye may be!

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