Arrr, when the seas be rough, even scallywags and landlubbers must work together to sail smooth waters.
2024-04-21
Arr, ye scurvy dogs on the far right be walkin' the plank as Speaker Johnson sails on with aid for Ukraine and Israel, leechin' on the Democrats for support. Aye, 'tis a fine mess they find themselves in, watchin' from the poop deck as their power be washed away like bilge water. Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties, tis a treacherous time in the House of Representatives! Speaker Johnson be pushin' through aid to Ukraine and Israel, and the far right be feelin' like a scurvy dog left out at sea. They be findin' themselves marginalized, like a ship without a wind to fill its sails.But fear not, me mateys, for the Speaker be showin' his true colors by relyin' on them scurvy Democrats to pass his legislation. The far right be feelin' like a shipwrecked crew, left to fend for themselves on a deserted island.
Ye see, in this political game, alliances be shiftin' faster than the wind on the open sea. The far right be learnin' the hard way that in the House, ye need more than just a cutlass and a parrot on yer shoulder to make a difference.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all: in the rough waters of the House, ye best be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon, or ye might just find yerself walkin' the plank.