Arrr, Houston be a treacherous place with scallywags roam'n free. Beware ye land lubbers, danger be lurking!
2024-04-21
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags from the Houston Police Officer's Union be tellin' Fox News Digital about the lack of swashbucklers and justice in their fair city. Me thinks we be needin' to recruit some more buccaneers to keep the peace!
Arrr, ye scallywags! The leaders of the Houston Police Officers' Union be raisin' the skull and crossbones on the city's safety as criminal suspects be strollin' the streets on bond while our crew of officers be battlin' shortages like a ship in a storm."I've never in me days – and I've been a Houstonian since birth – seen so many suspected murderers and capital murderers walkin' free on multiple bonds in these streets of Houston," bellowed Ray Hunt, the union's executive director, in an interview with Fox News Digital.These treacherous times be makin' it unsafe for me wife and kids to brave the streets of Houston at midnight, ye hear me? It be more dangerous than a chest full of cursed gold in a city in 2024.As the Houston Police Department be strugglin' to find and keep officers aboard, President Douglas Griffith be lamentin', "Who in Davy Jones' locker would want to be a police officer in this day and age?"The City Council be warned a decade ago about the shortage of officers, yet the court system be as leaky as a pirate ship, lettin' these scallywags out on bond time and time again. The situation be dire, mateys, and we be navigatin' through treacherous waters with no end in sight.