Arrr! Trump be tightenin' his purse strings in hopes to catch up to Biden's treasure chest o' doubloons.
2024-04-21
Arrr mateys! President Biden be sittin' pretty with $85.5 million in his treasure chest, while Captain Trump be scrapin' by with a mere $45 million. But it be said that the Captain be throwin' his doubloons around like a drunken sailor on shore leave! Aye, what a raucous race this be!
Arr mateys, listen up! Thar be some news on the high seas of politics. President Biden, bless his soul, be sittin' pretty with a chest full of gold worth $85.5 million come March's end. But don't be countin' out ol' Donald Trump, me hearties. He may only have $45 million in his treasure trove, but that scallywag be spendin' his doubloons like a drunken sailor!Aye, 'tis a curious sight to see, me fellow buccaneers. One would think Biden be hoardin' his booty like a dragon guardin' his treasure, but 'tis Trump who be tossin' his pieces of eight to the winds. Perhaps he be thinkin' he can buy his way back onto the throne, like a pirate bribin' his way out of the gallows.
But mark me words, me hearties, this race be far from over. Biden may have the bigger chest o' gold, but Trump be a crafty ol' sea dog. Who knows what tricks he be havin' up his sleeve? So batten down the hatches, me mateys, and prepare for a wild ride on the political seas!