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Avast ye Jewish mates! This rabbi be warnin' ye to flee the campus afore it be too late! Arrr!

2024-04-21

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of Columbia! The Rabbi be tellin' ye to scuttle off home before Passover, 'til the campus be safer from those anti-Israel bandits. Aye, best heed his warning or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank!

Orthodox rabbi at Columbia University and Barnard College recommended Jewish students leave due to anti-Israel agitators on campus supporting terrorism and violence. Rabbi Elie Buechler urged students to go home until the situation improves, citing safety concerns amid extreme antisemitism. House GOP Chair Rep. Elise Stefanik demanded Columbia President Dr. Nemat Shafik resign for failing to protect Jewish students. Video showed anti-Israel demonstrators praising terrorism and targeting Jewish students. Ben Shapiro criticized universities for coddling radicals while suppressing conservatives. Jewish professor Shai Davidai called for National Guard intervention to address the hostile situation at Columbia. House Republicans grilled Shafik on professors celebrating terrorism, with unclear consequences for their actions. Davidai emphasized the protests are not about human rights but rather justifying violence. The demonstrations at Columbia have escalated into a showdown between support for Hamas and Western civilization on campus.

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