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Arrr! Trump's scallywag lawyer be plannin' for battle as legal crews prepare to make their opening statements. Aye!

2024-04-21

Arrr mateys! Trump's trusty attorney Will Scharf be gabbin' about the legal mumbo jumbo of the hush money scuffle, while the big show be kickin' off on Monday. Tis a battle of the legal seas! Aye, may the best scallywag win! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, former President Trump's defense team be claimin' that the facts be on their side as they be preparin' fer battle in the "highly irregular" hush money trial set to begin on Monday. Trump's attorney, Will Scharf, be settin' the stage by castin' doubt on the credibility of the prosecution's key witnesses, particularly Michael Cohen, who be known for his perjury in court. Scharf be proclaimin' that the prosecution's witnesses be not to be trusted, while the facts be supportin' President Trump's innocence.The defense team be focusin' on the business records showin' payments to Trump's lawyer as legal fees, arguin' that Trump be not involved in the day-to-day dealings while he be runnin' the country from the White House. Scharf be adamant that the facts be exonerative of the president, and the jury must see through the media frenzy to focus on the truth.Amidst the unusual jury makeup and the buzz among legal experts, the defense be pushin' for a fair trial by movin' to recuse the judge and change the venue. The presence of two lawyers on the jury be seen as risky by some, but the defense be hopin' they can swing the jury in their favor by settin' up a strong technical defense. Despite the irregularities in the case, the defense be confident in their ability to prove Trump's innocence.

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