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Arrr, thought our matrimony be grand 'cept one small matter. Turns out, all be fixed now. Ye ho, love!

2024-04-21

Arrr, me and the missus be sailin' together for 31 years, yet never did we speak of a crucial matter. But by the powers above, we be thinkin' our matrimony be as sturdy as a ship made o' gold!

Arrr matey! For 31 years of being married, me wife and I never spoke about the saucy topic of sex. We thought our marriage was sturdy, but little did we know what was to come. We attended a marriage conference, not in a last-ditch effort to save our relationship, but to gather information for our own marriage ministry.Then that fateful Saturday night arrived. The homework was about sex, not just the act itself, but discussing it with each other. I thought it would be a breeze, but me wife had other plans. She wanted to dive deep into the topic, discussing what she liked and didn't like.Me sexual expectations were clear, I thought marriage meant I could have sex whenever I pleased. But me wife had different ideas, and we went on for years without communicating our desires.After many years of misunderstandings, we finally realized that sex was about love, and God created it for marriage. We started talking about sex, praying about it, and thanking the Almighty for this intimate gift.Now, after decades of marriage, we enjoy sex to the fullest, in a way that celebrates our union as husband and wife. We've learned the importance of communication and understanding each other's desires, transforming our marriage into a blessed and fulfilling journey.Arrr! Our tale of rediscovering intimacy and love through open communication and God's guidance is a testament to the transformative power of understanding and celebrating the gift of sex in marriage.

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