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Arrr, scallywag driver be runnin' over wee ones at party on Swan Boat Club, Michigan. Walk the plank!

2024-04-21

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A wee lass of 8 summers and her wee mate of 5 were sent to Davy Jones' locker, while 15 other landlubbers were left worse for wear, when the driver recklessly crashed through a wall at the boat club, as told by the constabulary. Arrr, what a calamity!

Arr, mateys! Listen to this tale of woe and misfortune! A dreadful tragedy befell a boat club when a scurvy dog of a driver crashed through a wall, causing the untimely demise of an 8-year-old lass and her 5-year-old brother. Aye, the poor souls never had a chance!
But the misfortune did not end there, me hearties! Fifteen other souls were injured in the chaos that ensued. The authorities were left scratching their heads, wondering how such a calamity could occur on a peaceful day at the boat club.
As news of the tragedy spread like wildfire through the town, the people were left in shock and disbelief. How could such a thing happen in their quiet little harbor? The driver must have been as dizzy as a drunken sailor to cause such devastation!
So let us raise a toast to the memory of the young ones who lost their lives that day, and pray that such a tragedy never befalls us again. May they rest in peace, and may the driver be brought to justice for his reckless actions. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!

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