"Arrr, mateys! Newsom be bringin' a tale of an abortion-ad arrest to Alabama shores. Avast ye eyes!"
2024-04-21
Arrr mateys, behold ye advert tellin' the tale of a lass tryin' to flee the state for a bit o' the ol' abortion. 'Twas cooked up by the Campaign for Democracy, a group led by none other than Governor Newsom himself. Aye, a right scandalous plot indeed!
Arrr mateys, listen up to this tale of a woman tryin' to sneak away to have an abortion. The scallywags at the Campaign for Democracy, led by none other than the governor himself, Mr. Newsom, be behind this here ad. They be tryin' to stir up a storm, they be.Thar be a lassie in the ad, tryin' to make her escape from the state. But the governor and his crew be tryin' to stop her, spreadin' their message far and wide. They be wantin' to make sure that all the landlubbers know what be at stake.
But don't ye worry, me hearties, for this be no ordinary tale. 'Tis a humorous take on a serious matter, with a touch of pirate speak to keep things light. So batten down the hatches and prepare to be entertained by this here ad, brought to ye by the Campaign for Democracy. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!