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Arrr, Gov. Newsom fears Trump's treasure may lead to too much greed. He be preachin' 'less be more!' Arrr!

2024-04-21

Avast ye mateys! The scallywag Gov. Gavin Newsom be fretting o'er too much blabber 'bout the Trump hush money trial bolstering his political fortune. Aye, he be keepin' a wary eye on ol' Biden as he sails on with a slight edge. Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Gov. Gavin Newsom, D-Calif., be worried about the "overindulgence" of the Donald Trump hush money trial, matey. He suggested that focusing on the former president could give him an electoral advantage, arrr! MSNBC host Jen Psaki be questioning the governor about why the case be matterin' and what he might tell an undecided voter to make them care. Newsom argued that Trump just be wantin' to be the star, whether hero or heel, savvy? He be concerned about the overindulgence around the trial, worried it be givin' Trump an advantage. Newsom be sayin' the focus on Trump ain't more important than RFK Jr. gainin' ballot access in Michigan, a key swing state. Psaki be mentionin' Trump havin' to sit quietly through the trial as jury selection be completed, and opening arguments set to begin soon. Newsom be warnin' about the importance of taking RFK Jr.'s candidacy seriously, especially in swing states, to avoid hurtin' Biden's chances, arrr!

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