Arrr! Hezbollah be boastin' 'bout shootin' down an Israeli spy bird o'er Lebanon's skies. What a scallywag claim!
2024-04-22
Arrr, the Israel Defense Forces be lookin' into it after them scurvy dogs from Hezbollah be boastin' 'bout takin' down one o' their drones over southern Lebanon. Aye, thar be trouble brewin' on the high seas!
Ahoy mateys! The scallywags of Hezbollah be boastin' about bringin' down an Israeli drone on a combat mission near the border with Israel. They claim this fierce bird was wreakin' havoc on their folks in Al Aishiyeh. The crafty dogs described the drone as a Hermes 450 made by them sneaky Elbit Systems scallywags. But hold yer horses, says the Israeli Defense Forces, a surface-to-air missile took down their bird and they be investigatin' the matter.Arr! More than 240 of them Hezbollah sea dogs have been sent to Davy Jones' locker in skirmishes with Israel since the surprise attack by Hamas. On the other side, 18 souls, soldiers and civilians alike, met their fate. And to add insult to injury, the head of Israel's intelligence be walkin' the plank for not preventin' the massacre.With a heavy heart, the Intelligence Directorate head be resignin' after 38 years of service, blamin' himself for that black day. The pain of battle weighs heavy on his soul, and he be carryin' it with him till the end of days. Aye, tis a sad tale of war and woe on the high seas.