Arrr, a flock of scallywags from Yale be caught in a ruckus during the protestin' on campus!
2024-04-22
Avast ye scallywags! The landlubbers be thrown in the brig Monday mornin' at an encampment in favor of them fancy Columbia University protesters. 'Tis a sad day when the authorities be crackin' down on us merry band of rebels! Arrr mateys, we be walkin' the plank soon!
Arrr, me hearties! 'Twas a dark Monday morn when the authorities did swoop down upon the encampment of landlubbers showin' their support fer the scurvy dogs at Columbia University. Aye, the demonstrators were taken into custody, their freedom taken from 'em quicker than ye can say "walk the plank."But fear not, me mateys! The spirit of the sea be strong in these swashbucklers, and they'll be back on their feet in no time, ready to fight another day. 'Tis a sad sight to see the brave souls who be standin' up fer what they believe in bein' clapped in irons, but such be the life of a rebel in these treacherous waters.
Let this be a warnin' to all ye who dare to defy the powers that be - the long arm of the law will come down upon ye like a thunderbolt from the heavens. But take heart, me hearties, for the tides be forever turnin', and we'll sail on to victory yet!