Ye ol' Trump be told to give back his papers or face the wrath of the archives! Savvy? Arrr!
2024-04-22
"Belay that noble reason talk, matey! The scallywags will be all over ye like barnacles on a ship hull. Keep yer wits about ye, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!"
Arr matey, listen well to this tale of treachery and deceit! It be said that a scallywag known as Donald J. Trump was warned by one of his own crewmates to be on guard against the landlubbers who seek to bring him down. The scoundrel was told not to give those scurvy dogs a noble reason to accuse him, for they be crafty and will take any opportunity to bring him to justice.Oh, how the winds of fate do blow, and the seas of politics be rough and unforgiving! This Donald J. Trump must be as cunning as a fox and as fierce as a kraken if he hopes to evade the clutches of the law. But beware, for the sharks circle ever closer, smelling blood in the water.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all: keep yer wits about ye and don't give the enemies a chance to make ye walk the plank. For in this game of politics, only the savviest and most cunning buccaneers can hope to survive. Arrr!