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Arrr mateys, the scallywag Democrats thought they'd plunder Trump's legal woes, but they be in for a surprise!

2024-04-23

Avast ye, me hearties! The scallywags in the media be wishin' to sink Trump's ship with tales of hush money trials. But beware, for assumptions be as treacherous as a storm at sea. Biden's crew best keep a weather eye out! Arrrr!

Can Donald Trump beat Joe Biden in November despite being cooped up in a courtroom, fenced in by what he calls an ongoing "witch hunt"? It won’t be easy; the polls have tightened in recent weeks, perhaps because Biden is out campaigning, gleefully spewing taxpayer money to swing-state voters and slamming his opponent, and Trump is not.Instead, Trump is on trial, again, in New York City. His enemies in the liberal press are jubilant, not because Trump has committed some heinous crime and will be brought to justice, but because they want to see The Donald disgraced, weakened, and brought to his knees.For proof, look no further than Maggie Haberman’s recent front-page piece in the New York Times. Haberman, a long-time Trump antagonist, recounts the scene in the "decrepit" courtroom of Democrat donor Judge Juan Merchan, who is presiding over the hush money trial brought by Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg. Haberman describes the real estate tycoon appearing "haggard and rumpled" by day’s end, dispelling his long-sought image of "bigness."This is nectar to Trump opponents, hoping that a six-week trial will topple Trump’s election hopes. Fair-minded Americans continue to view the cases brought against Trump in New York as politically-motivated, unlikely to impact the election outcome.Meanwhile, President Joe Biden is out on the campaign trail taking every opportunity to trash talk his opponent. Most beneficial to Joe Biden is that in coming weeks the spotlight will be on a Manhattan courtroom instead of the calamity he has created at the southern border and the damage his reckless spending has caused our economy. But as Biden piles up gaffes and goofs in public appearances, Trump can critique the failures of the Biden administration.Six weeks will fly by; Trump will be back and, my guess, he won’t have missed a beat.

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