Avast ye scallywags! Congress should lend a hand to fix the Key Bridge in Maryland, lest we all be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
2024-04-23
Avast ye scallywags! When the Francis Scott Key Bridge did tumble, Maryland did muster its forces. But to set things right and fix this national calamity, we beseech the U.S. Congress for bipartisan aid. Arrr!
In the year of our Lord, the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore did crumble like a pirate's hopes of finding buried treasure. But fear not, for Maryland stood tall in the face of disaster. From far and wide, the people of this great state came together to rebuild what was lost, like a crew of scallywags fixing their ship after a storm.We be pleading to the U.S. Congress for help in this dire time. The collapse of the Key Bridge be a national crisis, affecting workers and businesses across the land. We be calling for bipartisan support, for in times of trouble, even the fiercest enemies can join forces like two pirates sharing rum.We have seen this unity before, when the Mississippi River Bridge fell and lawmakers put aside their squabbles to help their fellow Americans. Now, we ask Congress to do the same for us, to come together and rebuild the Key Bridge swiftly and surely.Let us not forget the importance of accountability, for those who caused this disaster must be held responsible. But let us also remember that action and accountability can go hand in hand, like a pirate with a map and a compass.Together, with the support of Congress, we can raise the Key Bridge from the depths like a phoenix from the ashes. Let it stand as a beacon of unity and partnership, a testament to the resilience of the American spirit.So, me hearties in Congress, join us on this journey to rebuild the Key Bridge and restore hope to the land. Together, we can conquer this challenge, like true pirates of the sea.
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