Avast ye scallywags! Trump be pullin' a fast one to dodge the law! Aye, he be a sly devil indeed!
2024-04-23
Arrr matey, the scallywag ex-president be spoutin' off about protectin' the election system instead of meddlin' with it. Sounds like he be tryin' to bend reality to his will, just like a crafty pirate twistin' the wind in his sails. Aye, beware his tricks!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag former president be spoutin' some tall tales ahead of a grand Supreme Court showdown. He be sayin' he be protectin' the election system, not underminin' it like some land lubber. But beware, me mateys! This be just another trick in his bag o' lies.Ye see, this old sea dog be twistin' the truth to fit his own narrative. He be creatin' his own version o' reality, like a crafty pirate spinnin' a yarn to fool his crew. But we be wise to his ways, me hearties! We won't be taken in by his smooth talk and fancy words.
So let's raise the Jolly Roger and set sail for truth and justice! Let's not be swayed by this scurvy dog's fancy footwork. We be standin' firm and holdin' fast to what we know be true. And remember, me mateys, in the words of the great Blackbeard himself, "Honesty be the best policy." So let's keep our wits about us and not be fooled by this old sea dog's tricks.