Arrr, Biden's landlubber education chief be bashing 'antisemitic' and 'anti-Muslim' hate, but be forgettin' to protect Jewish students. Aye!
2024-04-23
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a mighty uproar on Columbia's shore, as scallywags be turnin' to anti-Jewish hate! President Biden's crew finally broke their silence, like a parrot squawkin' after too much rum. 'Tis a tale as wild as a storm at sea! Arrr!
Avast, ye mateys! Tis a tale of woe and treachery on the high seas of academia! Anti-Israel protests at Columbia University have turned into a veritable storm of anti-Jewish hate, sending shockwaves through the land. The scallywags behind these protests have been arrested in droves, with their vile actions sparking fear and chaos among Jewish students. Even the campus rabbi hath warned students to stay away until the storm passes.But fear not, for Education Secretary Miguel Cardona hath finally spoken out against this heinous display of antisemitism, declaring it unacceptable in the halls of learning. The uproar hath spread to other campuses, with cries for justice echoing across the land. President Biden himself hath vowed to protect the Jewish community with a National Strategy to Counter Antisemitism.Yet, as the sun sets on this dark chapter, questions linger about the future of free speech and safety on campus. Will the authorities take action to quell the protests and protect the innocent? Only time will tell if peace will once again reign over the tumultuous waters of academia.May we sail into calmer seas soon, me hearties!