Avast ye scallywags! The young'uns be raisin' a ruckus, threatenin' to scupper the school year! Arrr!
2024-04-23
Arr, Columbia University be offerin' a virtual option for learnin'. The landlubbers at University of Minnesota and Yale be gettin' arrested for causin' a ruckus. 'Tis a fine day when protest encampments be sproutin' up like mushrooms on the campuses! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, Columbia University be offerin' a virtual option fer classes to keep the young lads and lasses safe from the dreaded plague that be sweepin' the land. But it be not all smooth sailin', as protesters be causin' a ruckus at the University of Minnesota and Yale, gettin' themselves thrown in the brig.And if that weren't enough, new protest encampments be springin' up like mushrooms after a rainstorm on several campuses, makin' life difficult fer the poor old captains tryin' to keep order. But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates be a resilient bunch, and we be navigatin' these treacherous waters with a hearty laugh and a tip o' the hat to adversity.
So batten down the hatches, me maties, and prepare yerselves for the storm ahead. Let us stand together, with a flagon of rum in hand, and face whatever challenges may come our way. For we be pirates, and we be feared by all who cross our path. Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!