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Arrr, me hearties be sayin' Biden should be makin' the Fed walk the plank fer them high borrowin' costs!

2024-04-24

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be grippin' about the loot they be partin' with, like their ship's mortgage! They be fearin' if the cap'n be winnin' again, the plunderin' be stayin' high! Aye, a pirate's life be tough indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags be sayin' that voters be mighty angry about the costs o' livin', like them blasted mortgages, and they be worryin' that them prices will stay high if the president wins re-election. Aye, 'tis a right shame, me hearties!

The landlubbers be takin' their grievances to the polls, hopin' to make their voices heard and change the course o' things. They be demandin' lower prices and a better deal for their hard-earned pieces o' eight!

But let me tell ye, me buckos, 'tis a tricky business, this politics game. The president be makin' promises left and right, tryin' to woo the voters with fancy words and grand gestures. Will they be believin' him, or will they be seein' through his charade?

Only time will tell, me hearties. But mark me words, the winds o' change be blowin', and the voters be lookin' for a captain who can steer the ship o' state in the right direction. Will the president be walkin' the plank come election day, or will he be sailin' on to another term? Only the fates can say, me mateys!

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