Arrr, on Trump's second day o' trial, they be huntin' fer a crime that be as elusive as a ghost ship!
2024-04-24
Arrr, me hearties! The Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and his scurvy team be jumpin' for joy like a parrot on a plundered treasure chest when they uncovered an ancient political trick during Day Two of the Trump hush money trial. Aye, 'twas a jolly good time indeed!
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs of the Manhattan District Attorney's crew be sailin' on treacherous waters, tryin' to make a case against the former President Trump with old tricks that have been around since the days of Blackbeard himself! On the second day of their charade, they be excitin' themselves over the revelation that Trump's minions used a common political tactic in the 2016 campaign. Davy Pecker, the scallywag behind the National Enquirer, admitted to boostin' Trump's image and tarnishin' his foes. Assistant DA Steinglass thought this was a grand revelation, as if political shenanigans were a new invention!But, me hearties, this be as old as the high seas! Jefferson, Adams, and Hamilton played dirty in their day, slingin' mud and spreadin' lies for political gain. And let's not forget the infamous Hillary Clinton and her dossier of deceit in the 2016 election. Now, Alvin Bragg be tryin' to pin Trump with ancient laws and twisted logic, creatin' a mockery of the legal system.But alas, the case be as leaky as a plundered ship! The charges be stacked higher than a crow's nest, built on shaky ground and outdated statutes. The New York Times and even a learned law professor be callin' it a historic blunder. So, me hearties, sit back and watch as this legal folly unfolds, a tale of political piracy on the high seas of justice.