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Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said Biden be doomed to Davy Jones' locker after speakin' ill of cannibals! Aarrrr!

2024-04-24

Arrr! The scallywag from Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" did jest at President Biden's tall tale of his uncle being scoffed by cannibals in the war! Aye, 'tis a yarn worth a chuckle from me hearty pirate crew!

In a humorous tone reminiscent of 17th-century pirates, "The Daily Show" co-hosts Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper poked fun at President Biden for his recent claim that his uncle was eaten by cannibals, suggesting that such gaffes could cost him the 2024 election. They joked that Biden was missing a golden opportunity to defeat former President Trump, who is currently entangled in legal troubles.During a speech at the United Steelworkers headquarters, Biden recounted how his uncle's plane was shot down over Papua New Guinea, insinuating that cannibals were responsible for his uncle's disappearance. Papua New Guinea Prime Minister James Marape criticized Biden's remarks, stating that his country should not be labeled in such a manner.When questioned about the comments, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre defended Biden, attributing the gaffe to an emotional moment honoring his uncle's service. Chieng and Klepper hilariously mocked the situation, with Chieng predicting Biden's defeat in the election and Klepper making movie references.They light-heartedly joked about cannibalism, poking fun at American eating habits and making quips about Biden's apology to the Papua New Guinea prime minister. The segment concluded with Klepper humorously suggesting that Buttigieg would be served at a dinner with the prime minister over rice with a balsamic reduction.

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