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Arrr, the Greek scallywag be walkin' the plank for tusslin' with a mate in the great hall of Parliament!

2024-04-24

Arrr matey, Greece's parliamentary speaker, Constantine Tassoulas, be aimin' to bring charges against a scallywag Greek lawmaker who be throwin' punches like a landlubber outside the debate chamber in Parliament. Avast! 'Tis a parliament brawl fit for a pirate tale!

In the midst of a heated debate in Greece’s parliament, a scoundrel of a lawmaker allegedly threw a punch at a fellow colleague, causing quite the ruckus. The parliamentary speaker, a man by the name of Constantine Tassoulas, was not amused by this display of barbarism and vowed to seek criminal charges against the perpetrator. This vile attack, witnessed by many, led to the suspension of the unruly lawmaker for a fortnight.Speaker Tassoulas wasted no time in declaring that parliamentary immunity does not cover felonies, and thus the miscreant would face swift justice. He ordered the parliament’s police department to march the rogue lawmaker to the proper authorities for prosecution.Meanwhile, Greece’s Supreme Court made a separate ruling, booting the far-right Spartans out of the running for the upcoming European Parliament election. Allegations of ties to the extremist Golden Dawn party sealed the Spartans’ fate, as the court deemed them unworthy of participating in the democratic process.The reasons for this exclusion were not immediately disclosed, but one thing is clear - in the rough waters of Greek politics, there's no place for scallywags and miscreants.

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