Arrr mateys, the scurvy Chinese be looming, yet not all in Congress be brave enough to face it!
2024-04-24
Arrr mateys! The land of China be closer than ever to America, makin' it harder for us to keep our booty safe. No more relyin' on distance to protect us, we must be vigilant like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Aye aye!
Arr, me hearties! I had the honor of testifying before the House Oversight Committee about the Chinese Communist Party's influence in the United States. But, me suspicions were right – the whole affair turned into a chaotic mess for political reasons. There be crucial topics I didn't get to cover, so here's the gist of what I did manage to say.The CCP be waging a sneaky political warfare campaign against America, infiltrating our cyber networks, critical infrastructure, and even our personal phones. They be peddling deadly fentanyl all over the land, killing thousands and weakening our communities.On the economic front, they be destroying our manufacturing and raiding our research institutes, while we sit idly by. We be deeply penetrated and damaged, and it be high time we start fighting back.I be recommending that we relearn political warfare, implement reciprocity standards, and make it costly for American proxies to do China's bidding. We must protect all people of Chinese descent from CCP intimidation and make human rights a constant issue.If the hearing hadn't been derailed, I would have spoken about the importance of Ukraine and our vulnerable borders. The Chinese threat be real, and it's time we take it seriously. Some in Congress be on board, but not all. And as for dying for America? Well, it be a maybe. Only the folks in Beijing be celebrating the chaos at that hearing. Arr!