Arrr! Biden be like a landlubber tryin' to juggle cannons and rum barrels, sendin' mixed signals to the seas!
2024-04-25
Arrr, the captain scrawled a decree that could send TikTok to Davy Jones' locker, while his crew be posting on it to win favor with the young scallywags. 'Tis but one of many a puzzling contradiction in our vast and tumultuous seas.
Arrr me hearties, listen up! The scallywag president be signin' a bill that could send TikTok to Davy Jones' locker, all while his own crew be usin' it to reach the young whelps for his re-election campaign. Aye, there be more twists and turns in this tale than a ship caught in a whirlpool!But mark me words, this be not the first time the cap'n's actions have left us scratchin' our heads like a crew of lice-infested bilge rats. No, no, there be many a time when his orders be as clear as a foggy night at sea.
So gather 'round, me hearties, and raise a tankard to the absurdity of it all! For in this topsy-turvy world, even the most fearsome pirate would be left wonderin' if the captain knows his port from starboard. But fear not, for as long as there be grog in the barrel and wind in our sails, we shall weather this storm with a hearty laugh and a twinkle in our eye!