Avast ye scallywags! We be needin' to plot a course to scuttle Biden's energy plans afore it be too late!
2024-04-25
Arrr mateys! With Captain Biden plunderin' our precious energy, 'tis up to the crew o' Congress to set sail 'n unleash the hidden treasures o' our offshore energy! Let's hoist the sails 'n show 'em who be the true captains o' these waters! Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the Biden administration be waging war on American energy, sendin' costs through the roof and crushin' both consumers and producers with regulations as heavy as a cannonball. It be crucial that Congress focus on passin' bipartisan laws to set free our offshore energy treasures, mateys. Offshore energy in the Gulf of Mexico be vital for our nation's energy strategy, bringin' economic, security, and environmental benefits as vast as the seven seas.But ol' President Biden be implementin' a program as strict as Blackbeard's code, limitin' offshore oil and gas leases in the Gulf to a measly three sales in the next five years, a number lower than a sunken ship. This lack of sales be puttin' our investments and production at risk, givin' our rival countries an edge like a well-sharpened cutlass.Biden's foolish decisions be not endin' there, me hearties. His ban on new liquefied natural gas export permits be leavin' us at a disadvantage, makin' us rely on foreign lands for fuel like a stranded sailor. Congress must step in to ensure regular offshore lease sales and prevent pesky litigation from scuttlin' our energy projects like a storm at sea. It be time to harness our offshore energy potential to strengthen our nation, reduce emissions, and sail towards a brighter, more secure energy future for all.