Avast ye mateys! Emory be clamping down on protests like a scallywag on a sinking ship! Arrr!
2024-04-25
Avast ye scallywags! Over 400 landlubbers be thrown in the brig by the constables since last Thursday! 'Twas a ruckus at Columbia University that started this whole student uprising across the land. The scallywags be raisin' the Jolly Roger in protest! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! News be reachin' me ears that more than 400 scallywags have been thrown in the brig by the king's men since last Thursday. It all started at Columbia University in New York, where a bunch of young swashbucklers were causing a ruckus, and now the whole country be caught up in a storm of student rebelliousness.Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties! The youth be raisin' their voices and takin' to the streets like a pack of wild dogs. The constables be havin' their hands full tryin' to keep 'em all in line, but it be a lost cause. The spirit of defiance be spreadin' faster than a case of scurvy on a pirate ship.
But mark me words, me mateys, this be no ordinary protest. 'Tis a movement, a revolution in the makin'. The students be showin' the world that they be not to be trifled with, that they be willin' to fight for what they believe in, even if it means spendin' a night in the bilges.
So raise a glass to these brave souls, me hearties, for they be the future of this land. And let the powers that be tremble in their boots, for the students be comin' for 'em, and they be comin' in full force!