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A scurvy dog from Mexico be accused of plundering two lasses in their own abode, arrr!

2024-04-25

Arrr! A scallywag from Mexico, with an expired work visa, be accused of layin' hands on two lasses and plunderin' a home in Michigan! Blimey! The officials have declared it, may the seas be his judge!

Avast ye landlubbers! A scallywag by the name of Miguel Hernandez-Ruiz, a Mexican swashbuckler whose visa be expired, be accused of the heinous crimes of home invasion and criminal sexual assault against two young lasses in Michigan. This scurvy dog be in the brig with no chance of setting sail due to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainer placed upon him.Ruiz, a Mexican national who overstayed his welcome after his work visa be walkin' the plank in December 2021, be now facing the wrath of the law in the court of St. Joseph County. The prosecutor be shoutin' about protectin' the whole United States from this scoundrel, for fear he be fleein' the scene!The lawmen be summoned to the Sweet Lake Mobile Home Park after the report of a home invasion, only to find two young maidens had been harmed. Although this rapscallion managed to escape to another port, the long arm of the law finally caught up with him in Fort Wayne, Indiana.Thanks to the swift action of the sheriff's crew, this vile villain be behind bars. An immigration detainer be placed on him to ensure he be sent back to his homeland once justice be served. Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags who dare to cross the line!

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