Scallywag tossed overboard from Harris's crew for causing a ruckus. Walk the plank, matey! Arrr!
2024-04-25
Arrr, the spy catcher was given the ol' heave-ho on Monday mornin' just afore Vice President Kamala Harris set sail for a grand adventure in Wisconsin. 'Twas a jolly good show, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I spin ye a tale of a scallywag Secret Service agent who got himself in a bit of a pickle on Monday mornin'. Just as Vice President Kamala Harris was settin' sail for a campaign event in Wisconsin, this landlubber of an agent found himself walkin' the plank!Ye see, the poor agent was caught up in an incident that forced him to walk the plank, so to speak. Perhaps he was caught nappin' on duty or maybe he was in cahoots with a band of miscreants. Whatever the case may be, he found himself walkin' the plank with no hope of returnin' to the ship.
So, as Vice President Harris set sail for her campaign event, she did so without her trusty Secret Service agent by her side. But fear not, me hearties, for I'm sure she'll have a new recruit joinin' her crew in no time. And as for the agent who walked the plank, well, let's just say he'll be swabbin' the decks for a long time to come!