Ye scurvy dogs at the New York Times be blastin' Biden for dodgin' questions like a landlubber! Arrr!
2024-04-25
Arrr mateys, The New York Times be throwin' some serious shade at President Biden for keepin' the media at bay. The White House be at war with the paper, and things be gettin' mighty heated! Yo ho ho!
Ye scurvy dogs at The New York Times be raisin' the Jolly Roger at President Biden for keepin' his distance from the press during his first term. The Times be cryin' foul on Biden's lack of media access, claimin' it be unprecedented and a danger to democracy.The Times be bemoanin' the lack o' press conferences and sit-down interviews from Biden, sayin' he be avoidin' independent journalists like they be the plague. They be demandin' that the president face the music and answer questions from major news organizations.After a clash between the Times' publisher and Vice President Harris over Biden's interview avoidance, Harris be tellin' Sulzberger to take it up with the White House press office, soundin' like a scurvy wench in the process. The tension between the Times and the White House be as taut as a tightrope on a stormy sea.The Times be warnin' that Biden's actions be settin' a dangerous precedent for future presidents to dodge the press and avoid accountability. They be sendin' a clear message to the White House that they won't back down until Biden faces the music and answers their questions like a proper leader should.The New York Times be raisin' the black flag, demandin' answers from President Biden and settin' sail on a high seas adventure of journalistic integrity.